Patio Boy Articles
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The official count of nights on the trail on regular PationBoy trips.
But Hey, who's counting?
| Mooch | 153 | active | Centurion | |||||
| B Goat/Gadjet | 144 | active | Centurion | |||||
| Captain Missing Pant | 107 | active | Centurion | 11 | Quetico | Fall 23 | ||
| Pops | 102 | active | Centurion | |||||
| Bull | 101 | active | Centurion | |||||
| Tarp | 60 | active | Ambassador | |||||
| SEAN/ Hiker | 48 | deceased | ||||||
| Guru | 43 | |||||||
| Dave/ Scout | 42 | |||||||
| FIVE/Leo | 36 | 11 | Quetico | Fall 23 | ||||
| Frenchy | 31 | |||||||
| Pole | 30 | |||||||
| Wienerschnitzel | 26 | |||||||
| One Match | 25 | 11 | Quetico | Fall 23 | ||||
| Paul/ PG | 23 | active | ||||||
| Mark G/ Buff Boy | 22 | |||||||
| Dex/ Dextrose | 14 | |||||||
| Paul/ Tin | 9 | |||||||
| Trail Mark | 8 | active | ||||||
| Kate/ Tennille | 7 | |||||||
| Simon/ SS | 6 | |||||||
| Cain/ Sugar | 5 | |||||||
| Colin Jennings | 5 | |||||||
| Mac Riley/Billy Bones | 5 | |||||||
| Squatch | 4 | |||||||
| Nathan/ Youngin | 4 | |||||||
| Paula/ Girl Scout | 4 | |||||||
| Jane/ Buffy | 4 | |||||||
| Paul/ Bullbro | 4 | |||||||
| Paul/ Ankbro2 | 4 | |||||||
| Grunts/ Dave | 3 | |||||||
| Kyle/ Ankson | 3 | |||||||
| Tom Curtin | 3 | |||||||
| Jerome/ One Nighter | 3 | |||||||
| Topo Boy | 3 | |||||||
| Jon Staton/Story Teller | 3 | |||||||
| Rob Shelton/Rev | 3 | |||||||
| The Duck | 2 | |||||||
| Justin/Ankson | 2 | |||||||
| Dave/ Ank Bro3 | 2 | |||||||
| Len/ 48 hours | 2 | |||||||
| Pam | 2 | |||||||
| Gary | 2 | |||||||
| Pots and Pansy | 2 | deceased | ||||||
| Justin/ Bagger Boy | 2 | |||||||
| 2 Pack | 2 | |||||||
| Vet | 2 | deceased | ||||||
| Joe/ 24 hours | 1 | |||||||
| Holden/ Walmart | 1 | |||||||
| 1119 | Total | |||||||
| After 4/26 | ||||||||
| * active = has been on 1 of the last 3 trips | ||||||||
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Spring 2026 - The Rise and Fall(s) of the Patio Boys
Fall 2025 - Great Smoky Mountains - It's all about the Nights Out
Summer 2025 - John Muir Trail
Spring 2025 - Sheltowee Trace Peters Mtn. to Yahoo Falls
Fall 2024 - LOST BUT NOT ALONE ON THE SHELTOWEE (OR THEREABOUTS)
Fall 2024 - Sheltowee Trace and John Muir Trail from Bandy Creek in the Big South Fork
Subcategories
Stories From the Trail
The Patio Boys are storytellers. We invite you to read our tales, tall and otherwise.
Hikes
The Patio Boys Hikes are a guide to excellent trails that typically range about 25 miles covered over three days. Click a link below to read about our adventures on the trail. These are not typical trail guides with mile-marker by mile-marker descriptions of a trail. You will have to find othere resources for that. Rather, they attempt to capture the essence of our hikes and our hope is that you will find some enjoyment as you read them.